Grandparents Secret to their “Tuffness” Revealed!!!

Picture submitted by Maotyn
Now wonder Grandma and Grandpa were so damn “tuff” back in the day! They were high on “cocaine” and “heroin”! No wonder they could walk uphill in the snow for 10 miles with a raging fever to get to school! Meanwhile kids today rely on Skittles, which are weak in comparison to Grandpa’s “candy”! :D

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Grandparents Secret to their “Tuffness” Revealed!!!

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